“It’s colder than a polar bears toenails out there.” “It’s colder than when you walk out the shower with no towel.” “It’s so cold, ager bumps a-poppin’ out all over me.” “It’s so cold, milk cows gave icicles.” Nov 13, 2018 · The Polar Bear never makes his bed; He sleeps on a cake of ice instead. He has no blanket, no quilt, no sheet Except the rain and snow and sleet. He drifts about on a white ice floe While cold winds howl and blizzards blow And the temperature drops to forty below. The Polar Bear never makes his bed; The blanket he pulls up over his head Funny Bear Quotes And Sayings ... Sayings Quotes. Quotes About Drinking Beer Funny Ted The Bear Quotes Famous Quotes About Bears Polar Bear Funny Quotes Funny Friday ...

Our list of bear puns is composed of 3 main categories. Firstly, there are a tonne of bear puns based purely around the word “bear” (bear ings, bar bear ian, bear ly, …). Then there are those based around species of bears like the polar bear and grizzly bear, and also around pseudo-bears like the koala bear. Nov 13, 2018 · The Polar Bear never makes his bed; He sleeps on a cake of ice instead. He has no blanket, no quilt, no sheet Except the rain and snow and sleet. He drifts about on a white ice floe While cold winds howl and blizzards blow And the temperature drops to forty below. The Polar Bear never makes his bed; The blanket he pulls up over his head